PICK YOUR POISON WITH DAN THE NAKED MAN

Crazy bike lanes without bikes—does this make sense?
Charging for trash pickup then putting the charge on your property tax bill—why can’t these fools balance the city budget without inflicting financial hardship upon local residents?

Toying with the insane idea of selling Mission Bay parkland to developers and taking away public access.

Our streets are neglected and our residents are taxed to death!!! This makes no sense.
Why are our leaders destroying our neighborhoods?

EBIKES are foolish little dumb toys for little boys not grown men. Why do we allow for this uncontrolled mayhem?
Nobody takes transportation so why the hell does the city keeping shoving busses down our throats?

Parking fees in Balboa Park. GEEZ man!! Parks have been free since the beginning of time! Give me a break.

Don’t ever touch Proposition 13 over my dead body! CAPICHE?
Start a city health and fitness crusade for seniors. I’m a naked Ironman at 72-year-old. Stay healthy and fit!!

No one can afford to pay for water! What the hell is going on with the San Diego Water Department? And sewer rates too!! C’mon man!

Fire half the bureaucrats at city hall! Slim down, we are a fat city.
Put new hires on Social Security like the rest of us working slobs. OK?

As the “Million Mile Man,” a CBS NEWS DOCUMENTARY, Dan will advocate for three hots and a cot under judicial confinement for driving like the mentally insane.

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